Friday, August 18, 2006

An Open Letter to the Makers of Outburst

for those in the dark, outburst is a board game. this post is an open letter to those that wrote the questions and answers...

Dear Makers of Outburst,

You people are idiots. Furthermore, I know retarded monkeys who would be more capable of writing questions and answers for board games than you.

One question in the version I played involved naming celebrities who used only one name. Madonna was not on it. Fine, I thought, perhaps this particular version was made prior to Madonna becoming truly famous. Nope! A question further down the line involved naming Celebrities with beautiful eyes. And, yes, Madonna was on that bloody list!

How about non-animated Disney Movies? Well, it's a little obscure but, ok, I watched a few of those as a child. What's that? Mary Poppins doesn't frigging count because there is some animation in it?! Oh, fine, I already think you people are morons but I'll go along. Pollyanna? Not there. Escape from Witch Mountain? Not THERE! Return to Witch Mountain? not bleeding there! What was there? How about SON OF FLUBBER?!

You people should all be fired and re-hired only under the condition that you serve drinks to those who are actually qualified to write questions and answers for these kinds of games. I hope you all suffer til the end!

Thursday, August 10, 2006

i am finally published

well, it's been a long time coming. a while back i signed up to write some book reviews for an online journal. to be honest, it's probably not a big deal. but it does mean that i am on the internet (besides my blogs of course). i consider it a bit of a personal accomplishment. if you're at all interested in reading my first 2 reviews ever published, go ahead and visit the book review page at The Journal of Religion and Popular Culture. For those of you who don't know who I am, I wrote my reviews under the "pseudonym" Rudy Regehr.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

And speaking of retarded...(aka I hate Canada and "Steffi D")

alright, so i realized tonight that i hate canada...or at least the ones that didn't vote for rob james on canadian idol. i hope you're happy, suckers, you just played a big part in making sure the most talented performer on the show is no longer there. i can only hope that canadian record labels (or even american ones) are smart enough to chase him and make him sign a recording contract anyway.

and as for "steffi d", the retarded girl who was the other one in the bottom 2 and survived, you should have been off the show weeks ago. you're a talentless popularity contest winner. at least you stopped wearing that stupid bow that all the under qualified judges on the show said was so cute.

i guess i feel partially responsible. i only voted 50 times this week instead of the 150 times i voted previous weeks. i kinda wish they would tell us how many more votes steffi d had.

i'm gonna go cry now...