shopping stupidity

why don't stupid people stay home?

the other day i was shopping for a set of popcorn bowls for my wife. now, for those unfamiliar with the culture of the kernel, a set of popcorn bowls usually involves a large serving bowl and 4 individual, smaller, bowls.

so i'm at a particular store looking for a set of bowls and i ask one of the store people if they sell any. after getting an answer, a woman nearby can't help but to blurt out "movie night, huh?"

acutally, yes. the wife and i were at home and had rented a movie and i thought to myself, "this movie would be really incomplete if we couldn't put our popcorn in a set of popcorn bowls. so i went out, completely spontaneously, and decided to go from store to store in a last minute attempt to find popcorn bowls."

idiot! why would someone go out to find popcorn bowls for a movie night?! do you even know what season it is? i don't suppose you could possibly assume it's a gift? what business is it of yours anyway?

note to stupids: do us and yourself a favor, just go about your own business and do your own shopping and spare the rest of us from your little brain fart thoughts!