Would you like some derision with your MSG?
so, anyone ever been insulted by a fortune cookie?! HUH?! NO?!
well, up until yesterday i would've said the same thing. but then my whole world changed. if i'm not mistaken, fortune cookie makers, you're supposed to say pseudo-wise things on fortunes that make people smile or even chuckle (or at least think) and then include some lottery numbers on the back and a delicious cookie contains this tiny piece of paper.
well, i got the following fortune in my cookie last night: "You have a slow and unhurried natural rhythm"
now, what the hell is that? could that possibly be construed as a compliment?!
however, i now have a politically correct, nice-sounding way of telling people "You are retarded!"