Thursday, October 19, 2006

Would you like some derision with your MSG?

so, anyone ever been insulted by a fortune cookie?! HUH?! NO?!

well, up until yesterday i would've said the same thing. but then my whole world changed. if i'm not mistaken, fortune cookie makers, you're supposed to say pseudo-wise things on fortunes that make people smile or even chuckle (or at least think) and then include some lottery numbers on the back and a delicious cookie contains this tiny piece of paper.

well, i got the following fortune in my cookie last night: "You have a slow and unhurried natural rhythm"

now, what the hell is that? could that possibly be construed as a compliment?!

however, i now have a politically correct, nice-sounding way of telling people "You are retarded!"


Blogger tan said...

That doesn't mean you are retarded.
It means that you take your thoughtful time before making importamt decisions, and that you are a deep thinker.

10/19/2006 6:58 PM  
Blogger johnny m said...

yeah, or at least that's the excuse the guy who wrote it will have when it comes back to bite him in the butt because someone like me takes it too far and comes looking for him!

10/20/2006 1:04 AM  
Blogger pxpaulx said...

why can't you just edit?!

dude, you totally missed the joke. you're supposed to add 'in bed' to the end of every fortune. now THAT is funny!

10/23/2006 9:42 PM  
Blogger johnny m said...

um, wow...

10/24/2006 9:15 AM  
Blogger Shiny Beamer said...

that is histerical.

To pxpaulx: EWWWW!

10/26/2006 10:13 PM  
Blogger pxpaulx said...

i'm sorry!!!!!

10/27/2006 7:06 PM  

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